Listen, you’re not just buying briefs—you’re joining the resistance. Two brains on your backside shout genius, while the burning brain upfront says it all: you’re on fire. These aren’t just here to cover your ass; they’re here to defend it.
Plain boxers in the tech apocalypse? Don’t kid yourself. These briefs bring the heat—all wrapped up in unmatched comfort. Because when the resistance calls, even your underwear better show up.
Suit up. Resist. Stay human.
.: Material: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
.: Medium fabric (6.5 oz/yd² (210 g/m²))
.: Breathable antimicrobial fabric for ultimate comfort
.: Sewn-in size label
.: Regular fit
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
